there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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