we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
