1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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