i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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