You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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