How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
