I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Be still, my beating vagina.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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