your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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