This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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