Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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