Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
