in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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