he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
