I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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