Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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