I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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