I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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