New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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