4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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