yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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