All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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