What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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