piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
