my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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