It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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