This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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