I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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