Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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