Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The power of my boobs compel you
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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