Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We need a shit load of segways right now
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize