Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
