I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I am naked and annoyed.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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