Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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