Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Non-Jews are for practice
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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