he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
