you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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