How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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