my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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