help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My feet surprised me
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