The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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