Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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