When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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