Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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