just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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