Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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