apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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