Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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