Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
