If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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