Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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