My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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