Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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