Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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